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rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

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religiousmom:

things that need to be said:

  • yes, the education system is flawed in many ways
  • yes, schools do not cater to all of their students’ needs
  • yes, schools do not talk about social issues as much as you would like
  • yes, the grading system may not be a completely accurate measure of your intelligence
  • NO, tumblr does not teach you more than school
  • NO, school is not useless
  • NO, grades are not unimportant
  • NO

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― Vladimir Nabokov (via psych-quotes)

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Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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seselapod:

milokerrigan:

vladimirilyichlenin:

AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY

Stone the flaming crows!

I was just sitting here watching Aunty, when I decided to take a squiz at Tumblr to see if there were any grouse pictures of some dag in their trackie dacks and a pair of thongs or a couple of sheilas I’d like to root, and then I see this seppo saying that Aussie slang is shonky?! Absolutely spewing, hey.

(I’m not sledging you by calling you a galah or bungers or anything.)

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e-n-g-a:

I’m kinda worried about this guy

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thesonginthedarkness:

sissyviscount:

Hello friends! I am - as usual - way early on being stoked for Halloween, so I thought I would upload my Gory Skin Tutorial for anyone planning their costumes early, or for anyone who needs some makeup-y stuff for cosplay at any time of the year. Learn how to scare the crap out of people in ten steps or less!

For this, you will need:

  • Vaseline
  • Toilet paper
  • Eyeshadow (brown/red for effect shown, or other colours of your choosing depending on what look you’re going for)

Click the photos for step-by-step instructions and feel free to message me if you have any questions or need any help!

NOTE: SKIP STEPS EIGHT AND NINE IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO DRIVE OR OPERATE MACHINERY. THESE STEPS WILL IMPAIR YOUR VISION.

This is awesome!

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fmltomhiddleston:

jackismechajesus:

Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. 

My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it. 

From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it into a chicken. 

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Vive la resistance.

what the fuck kind of Calculus teacher do you have

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